?哪裏有人,哪裏就有笑聲。?從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的?調劑品?。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到壹絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面我為大家帶來幽默風趣英語小故事三則，歡迎大家閱讀!
幽默風趣英語小故事：恭喜
"I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker(承辦人), " and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife."
"Your wife!" gasped the undertaker, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"
"You don't understand," said the man, "You see I married again."
"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"
壹位男子給殯儀館老板打電話：?我希望妳能來我這裏主持我可憐的妻子的葬禮。?
老板吃力地說：?妳的妻子!我在兩年前沒有埋葬她嗎?
男子說：?妳不知道，我又結婚了?
?噢?， 老板說，?恭喜恭喜!?
幽默風趣英語小故事：征婚啟事
Things were really getting worse after the war. Life became so difficult that a lot of people lived in want(在貧困中).
A newspaper had published an advertisement for a man in want of tires: "Owner of a truck would like to correspond with a widow who owns two tires. Object: matrimony(結婚). Send picture of tires."
戰後情況真是越來越糟了。生活變得非常艱難，缺少東西的人很多。
有壹家報紙曾給壹個需要輪胎的人登過壹個這樣的廣告：?壹部貨車的車主願意和壹位備有兩個輪胎的寡婦通信。目的：成婚。 要把輪胎的照片寄過來。?
幽默風趣英語小故事：壹個遭遇海難的水手
A sailor was the only survivor of the shipwreck.
He had to stay on a desert island for three years.
One day he was very pleased to find a ship anchored in the day. When a small boat cameashore, an officer handed him a bunch of newspaper and said, "The captain suggests you read what's going on the world, and then tell us if you want to be rescued."
壹個水手是船只失事後唯壹的幸存者。
他不得不在壹個荒島上待了三年。