英語幽默故事帶翻譯
英語幽默故事帶翻譯壹：
DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.
壹天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，妳這次的作業全都做對了，怎麽回事?妳爸爸幫妳做了嗎?" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"
英語幽默故事帶翻譯二：
Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?" "Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."
拉裏和哈裏驅車500英裏去釣魚。兩人花了壹大筆錢租了壹間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了壹條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到壹條魚。 在回家的路上，拉裏開車，哈裏撥弄著計算器。壹小時後，哈裏說：?妳可知道我們釣的`這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元 ?哇!?拉裏應答：?幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。?
英語幽默故事帶翻譯三：
Letter of Recommendation When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation." The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."
彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。?既然我在公司幹了這麽久，?他說，?我想至少該給我壹封推薦信。? 人力資源部主任同意了，並說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看 壹封信，上面寫道：?喬納森?彼得斯在我們公司幹了11年。當他離去的時候，我們很滿意。?
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