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英語幽默笑話超短

英語幽默笑話如下:

1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

在期末考試之前,湯姆告訴他的母親:“媽媽,我昨天晚上做了壹個夢,夢見我通過了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢,親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。“那麽,我真希望在今晚的夢中,我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

2.Big hands

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

tudent: Big hands.

大手

老師:如果我左手上有7個桔子,右手上有8個桔子。那麽我有什麽?

學生:大手。

3.Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.

老師:如果我把壹塊牛排切成兩半的兩半,我能得到幾塊兒?湯米:四塊。老師:那我要是再切兩次,我能得到什麽呢?湯米:漢堡。

4.

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩說,她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高壹點兒,那麽他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

5.Correct

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

Jimmy: I don’t know...

Teacher: Correct.

很對

教師:吉米,學生在學校裏經常用的三個字是什麽?

吉米:不知道……

老師:很對。

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